1. SUPER FASHIONABLE SHOES!
Captain Gabrielle Sheer, charismatic captain of the famous rescue ship, gave some super interesting interviews following her arrival in Tel space, Consortium space, Elysian space, and well, just about everywhere! Fortunately for us, she gives out loads of juicy details about b-Exagora! Yes, we've all heard the crazy deets spread about her influential passengers and all the earth-shattering revelations about the Elysian government ( :O ) but did you know that the rescue ship was carrying a WHOLE CRATE of designer shoes from Elysium? In the words of the inimitable Gabrielle (can we call her Gabby?!) “I was incensed to find a truly impressive collection of designer shoes in the crate!” Your essential needs in the prison from hell, folks! So, it wasn't all plague and riots! You can find footage of our favourite interplanetary revolutionary-turned-entrepreneur herself here and here!

[ALSO CHECK OUT: 10 FAMOUS SHIP'S CAPTAINS YOU DIDN'T REALISE WERE TOTALLY AWESOME!]

– from “10 Things You Won't Believe Happened on b-Exagora! (It Wasn't All Evil Research!)” on popular Bel-Ashan light entertainment website

“Today the crowdfunding website jumpStart! announced that some of the celebrities involved in the Redemption prison escape had met their target in just 7 days. The famous ship Six o' Spades was crowdfunding for repairs and upgrades to become an independent merchant vessel. The Captain defended the crowdfunding by saying the crew couldn't return to its former occupation for fear of political reprisal, whilst some critics took to social media to slam them for exploiting their celebrity status. Nevertheless, the public response has been huge, and the total continues to rise.”

–TelRast light news bulletin, 665PE

“Today Dla Susan Dizh sayed that the 6o sSpads the famus ship that rescewed rescuwed ppl is in orbit now from today and ppl are trying to take photos. It is sposed to be good lukc and they have been aliv for 100s of yers. And I want Daddy to take me to cee the ship and he sayed yes!”
– Diary of a small Tel child, 949PE