Jessie: I have been working with my Elysian friends all this time!

Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #1: No!

Jessie: Your idea of community is boring and leaves no room for individuality. Weaklings, you were too quick to trust anyone with a long and incoherent name!

Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #1: *looks shocked*

Jessie: I will defend my friends – my ELYSIAN friends – and if anyone's going to get off this rock, it will be us and not you. Haven't you heard – there's a food shortage and your rations have just been CONFISCATED.

Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #2: I won't let you do this. If anyone's getting off this rock, it'll be us, and you can't stop that, you – you – TRAITOR!

Jessie: I am NOT a traitor! You fools, I belong to a SUPERIOR CULTURE. I cannot betray you because I was never one of you. *jubilant laughter* Now you see that I have outsmarted you – you'll never know where is safe to run and where is not!

Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #3: But… Stah Ye… You are one of us.

Jessie: Haha, no. For my name may be written Stah Ye Jeh Sii, but you will call me JESSIE!

*she wields two miniguns and starts shooting*

Jessie: TREMBLE BEFORE ME

*the scene descends into blood and screams, before guards wade in and everybody is frozen in comical poses*

“…floridly unrealistic and insulting portrayal of what was no doubt a complex character with a profound backstory …”

“ … could have actually shown what was no doubt a struggle between her cultural identities and the desire to survive in an interesting way, rather than that melodramatic bollocks …”

“ … must have been more to it than that, ffs … ”

“Look, she betrayed them, ok? End of story it doesn't need anything more than that. B+ the blood was clearly fake.”