Introduction
When and Where
Style and Tone
Conduct and Themes
FAQs
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Jessie: I will NOT bow down to your commands! Your idea of community is repressive and incoherent!
Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #1: *looks shocked*
Jessie: I will maintain order amongst survivors and you will not interfere with that.
Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #2: But… Stah Ye… You are one of us.
Jessie: I am NOT! You fools, I belong to a SUPERIOR CULTURE. Now you see that I have outsmarted you – you'll never know where is safe to run and where is not!
Miscellaneous Cowering Tel #3: *whimpers*
Jessie: For my name may be written Stah Ye Jeh Sii, but you will call me JESSIE!
*she wields two miniguns and starts shooting*
Jessie: TREMBLE BEFORE ME
*the scene descends into a litany of blood and screams, before guards wade in and everybody freezes in comical poses*
“…floridly unrealistic portrayal of what was no doubt a complex character with a profound backstory …”
“ … could have actually shown what was no doubt a struggle between her cultural identities and the desire to survive in an interesting way, rather than that melodramatic bollocks …”
“ … must have been more to it than that, ffs … ”
“Look, she betrayed them, ok? End of story it doesn't need anything more than that. B+ the blood was clearly fake.”
–Reviews of 'Escape from b-Exagora'