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10. MOONSHINE!
Actually, we take this one back, it's totally believable! What else would you do if you were trapped in prison but set up a homebrew?! According to TOP SOURCES, that's what one Jan Beno did! Who's up for some methanol poisoning, folks?!
– from “10 Things You Won't Believe Happened on b-Exagora! (It Wasn't All Evil Research!)” on popular Bel-Ashan light entertainment website

Beno Brew

Busy day in the fields of Exagora? Try a Beno Brew*! Made with 100% authentic ingredients. This beverage is sure to be a knockout hit! Need a little something extra? Try our new Beno Brew Deluxe! You literally will not be able to get enough of it!

Get that authentic Redemption wind down experience. Sample the treat that was the mainstay of the prisoner’s reform facility life. Grab a Beno Brew from any of our official Exagora Tours gift shops or experience restaurants!

(*Consume at your own discretion. Exagora Tours is not responsible for any side effects caused by consumption of Beno Brew or Beno Brew deluxe. Such side effects may include drowsiness, dizziness, sudden fatigue, lapse in consciousness, addiction or death.)

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eternity/jan_beno.txt · Last modified: 2017/06/13 13:48 by gm_zac