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1. SUPER FASHIONABLE SHOES!
Captain Gabrielle Sheer, charismatic captain of the famous rescue ship, gave some super interesting interviews following her arrival in Tel space, Consortium space, Elysian space, and well, just about everywhere! Fortunately for us, she gives out loads of juicy details about b-Exagora! Yes, we've all heard the crazy deets spread about her influential passengers and all the earth-shattering revelations about the Elysian government ( :O ) but did you know that the rescue ship was carrying a WHOLE CRATE of designer shoes from Elysium? In the words of the inimitable Gabrielle (can we call her Gabby?!) “I was incensed to find a truly impressive collection of designer shoes in the crate!” Sounds like the Superintendent had her priorities straight! Your essential needs in a prison from hell, folks! You can find footage of our favourite interplanetary revolutionary-turned-entrepreneur herself here and here!

[ALSO CHECK OUT: 10 FAMOUS SHIP'S CAPTAINS YOU DIDN'T REALISE WERE TOTALLY AWESOME!]

– from “10 Things You Won't Believe Happened on b-Exagora! (It Wasn't All Evil Research!)” on popular Bel-Ashan light entertainment website