“7. CROCHET!
Yep you heard right, one inmate had cybernetic crochet hooks! In their hands! And put them to excellent use in our opinion – by hosting crochet workshops! Now that's one way to brighten up a prison! [stock photo of cybernetic crochet hook]
– from “10 Things You Won't Believe Happened on b-Exagora! (It Wasn't All Evil Research!)” on popular Bel-Ashan light entertainment website