====== Turn 5 News ======
======GUARDS OVERTHROWN, MASS RIOTS=====

Well, looks like we're in charge now.  The guards can't use the collars, and even if they could, there's only a couple dozen of them at most, either cooped up in their quarters or surrendered to us.  This is our planet now, let's get to looting them and see if they had any interesting cybernetics...

**OOC: Everyone is now IMMUNE to collar calls, unless you have been briefed otherwise.  This does not affect the PARALYSE when you attempt violence.**

===Collars Pacifying All Violence===
It's like the whole prison is the workgroup briefing room.  Finally get a taste of freedom, and we can't even have a good scrap.


===Everything Looted By Everyone===
With the riots taking place, people have been using the opportunity to nick anything that's not nailed down. And everything that is nailed down. I wanna know where I can get me one of them crowbars they were using. Probably nicked them.

===Tamsin Grey butchered===
Did you see the body? How long did they keep stabbing her //for//? Like fuck don't get me wrong I hated her but //fuck//

===Althea Rucker Dead===
Saw their body during the riots. Lucky they didn't end up in the morgue - worst thing that can happen to you that side of the grave.

===Vehicles burnt===
Why the fuck did they set fire to all those buggies?

===Kayyali Dead in Warehouse Raid===
They did for her when they stormed the armoury. I heard​ it was bloody. I heard the Family shot her in the end. Fucking finally. 


===Creed have new weapons===
Did you see all their stunguns? Nice work. They waited for the riots to bring them out. They were bloody effective. Manny Sousa is dead, though. 

===Prisoners of War Squads===
The prisoners of war have formed themselves into military-style units, with unit commanders, led by General Vrak. Turns out quite a lot of them combat-capable ex-soldiers. Who knew.

===Warden Missing===
Can someone check those bodies at the base of the main watchtower? Yeah, I know they're kinda blown up. Is he in the staff complex? Did anyone see him?

===Dr Greco Dead===
Hahahaha who's gonna miss him?!

===Lots of Speeches===
Verm Ambrose gave a rousing speech when the guards were down, about tasting freedom and joining him if you want to fight. Yeah, I heard. Then Lorelei Wildner gave a speech at dawn. It was a bit more, like, metaphorical I think? I definitely heard the word uber-carnivore.

===Medbay Occupied===
//NO-ONE GO INTO THE MEDBAY THERE'S A CRAZY MAN WITH A GUN AND NO KNEECAPS//

===Alethea Rucker is Alive!===
Saw them nicking stuff from the kitchen yesterday. What do you mean they died? Is the fucking kitchen haunted now?

===Jeremiah Levy Dead===
He named a successor to be the head of the Family in the prison.

===Ai Lah En & Manny Sousa Dead===
It appears that the two, who were known rivals, died fighting each other. The other assailants are unknown.

===Xix Chil Ah Dead===
He is known to have been one of the people who triggered the resistance of the collars against the guards' calls to initiate the revolt. He was killed shortly afterwards. 

===Stah Ye Jeh/'Jessie' Dead===
One of the newest True Elysians, their popular new hero who betrayed the Tel, according to the reports. She died during the riots.

===Alethea Rucker IS the Warden!!!===
Ever seen the two of them in the same place? Didn't think so.

===Crazy Tel Sing Choral Music===
During the fucking riots, mate. The base the CPP-Tel alliance made out of the main rec room? They had their weakest ones in the middle there, all sheltered, the whole night, and they were singing, mate. I swear to god, that weird priest of theirs I Teyk Ngalsh was leading a choir. In the middle of the circle, they had soldiers defending that room like a fort and they formed a fucking //choir//.

===Station Blue Workgroup Returns===
//Someone// missed all the action while they were up there. Didn't a few guards go with them? Including someone senior?

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