"**7. CROCHET!**  \\ 
Yep you heard right, one inmate had cybernetic crochet hooks! In their hands! And put them to excellent use in our opinion -- by hosting crochet workshops! Now //that's// one way to brighten up a prison! [stock photo of cybernetic crochet hook] \\
-- from //"10 Things You Won't Believe Happened on b-Exagora! (It Wasn't All Evil Research!)"// on popular Bel-Ashan light entertainment website

"...the recent rise of distinctly tasteless literature capitalising on the popular interest in the b-Exagora incident, most notably including Cornered by the Superintendent..."\\
---Arcadian Literary Review, 667PE issue